Caribou Barbie

One articulate idealogue to another…can you imagine being a fly on the wall for that conversation?  The intellectual prowess would be daunting!  I know, I know – the ‘wurd’ is that Palin called the Dad of Malibu Barbie to express her sympathies and empathize with the persecution endured by a good Christian girl just trying to make her way in the world against all these heathen attacks.  But just imagine the two of them….

MB: “It is so hard to innnocently express bigoted hateful views against an entire group of people in the world without everyone getting SO excited! They take it so personally!  Afterall, don’t they know that we don’t hate them…it is the sin we hate.”

CB: “Don’t let them ruffle you, there…also, after all it is your composure and appearance that matters most right now. By the way!  Where did you get those implants, there?  I am over 40 now and I may be interested, also too.  I have that 2012 Pageant thingy coming up afterall, and – well, all those boys will certainly expect me to look my best! And I take my role modeling to women out there very seriously – as I know you do.”

MB: “Really? I mean, you like them?  I am so honored!  Of course I will share that with you when you are ready!  I know they sit on my chest like water balloons and seem like an appendage that enters the room before I do, but those boys sure do like ‘em!”

CB: “I just want you to know from one runway gal to another that I have your back!  No one has more self-inflicted battle-scars than me with those mainstream gotcha media guys and gals!  The way I avoid that from repeating itself is by just staying to myself, ya know, at hooommee, with my loving family where I am surrounded by ‘rell’ family values.

That way I can stay grounded in my faith comforted by knowing that all I have to do is say a few

 im…prec…atory (wow!  I always have such a hard time with that word! so I just sound it out) prayers against those that are persecuting me – and God will take care of them!  Look at the success we had with that one we all prayed against Mother Teresa!  

Just keep yourself outta the press like I do.  That is my best advice!  

MB: “But they make it soooo hard!  All that attention, the cameras and rich men like Donald Trump telling me that it doesn’t matter WHAT I say because…well…I am just that pretty!  It’s not my fault either. I was just born this way [except for the silicone, botox, tanning beds, hair highlighter, and my steady diet of Calistoga water and lettuce]”

CB: “Carrie, when this is all over…the insufferable attention that we bare because of our God-given looks and grace…remember, you too can write your own book on the trials of Runway Politics by a Christian Girl. Be brave and speak out about how they sensationalize you because of the burden of your beauty.  And how they overlook fact that you are a serious person, with a mind, who is responding with an intelligent answer…in your bikini.  

We are so misunderstood also, so just remember what the newest, latest, improved, constantly re-written version of our blessed Good Book there says…the End Times are near and those MSM gotcha people will be Left Behind with the rest of the heathens.”

MB: “Yes…I do have to comfort myself with that thought.  It is so great to be among the chosen few (and those pesky 144,000 jews) that will be swept to glory in the Rapture!”

CB: “Practice your wave so that we don’t seem too smug as we say good-bye to the rejected pagans as we are lifted.  All this training has a purpose, Carrie.  We are the Lord’s work, ya know! Now – shoulders back, chest out, arms slightly behind the torso, one Naughty Monkey high ‘hell’ in 

front of the other, chin up – and “Carrie ON”! (I made that up just for you there).

MB: “How can I ever thank you!  You are such an inspiration to those few of us that are this gifted!  I now consider you my true BFF!”  

CB: “Ya betcha! But we can’t tell Meghan cuz she thinks she’s my BFF…and she has such a temper!  I like her to keep that anger focused on those bloggers and rallying our guys on C4P, poor thing…she wasn’t tapped with the beauty wand like us, Carrie.  But she serves me well.  Which reminds me, before I go there…I want to share with you a comment from a C4P fan, that is actually a woman, about us.  It is so heartening to hear from ‘rell’ America!  See ya!”

sarah palin rocks,  May 8, 2009 7:15 PM

“Good for Sarah! She and Carrie are two of the bravest and sincerest voices for traditional values. Sarah and Carrie “walk the walk” even if it means that they will be attacked through Alinsky methods by the intolerant left. Many male conservatives are afraid to do that.  Carrie is being demonized for pictures that any liberal actress or model would be celebrated for.

How many female celebrities/models are feted for appearing in revealing poses in Maxim, Playboy, or Sports Illustrated? Remember the recent Jennifer Aniston cover of GQ? What hypocrisy on the part of the left and MSM!I think Carrie and Sarah are kindred spirits. The MSM will try to smear them anyway they can because both women are proud to be conservative.  Sarah and Carrie rule!”   

             

I am feeling a little queezy now…that wasn’t as much fun as I thought!  It kinda scares me a little…

Isn’t it interesting that Governor Palin expresses such indignant outrage over the anonymity of bloggers who have raised their voices against her?  And that because these voices have collaborated effectively to monitor her actions in order to implement damage control, she has come unglued in recent media remarks against them?  

Hmmmm….and yet, when I go to conservatives4palin.com I am struck by the number of anonymous blog article contributors there!  The most viscous attacks that were levied against my testimony about Ross (I will no longer refer to him here using his initials because that just massages his ego) came from one of her most ardent fanatical bloggers who hides behind the anonymity of “VidomusOmnis” or something to that effect.  I have nicknamed him Video to keep it simple.

Once again, hypocrisy at work out of the Palin spin machine.  If the issue really is an intolerance of cowardly blogging without bravely coming out into the light and stating ones true identity (her insinuations, not mine)…then I have to ask!

Why isn’t she as dismayed and intolerant of the anonymous bloggers on her own supportive sites?

Wouldn’t that smack more authentically of her expressed outrage – rather than appearing, as it does now, that it is really a tantrum about bloggers who she cannot identify and go after in some way?  The lesson I am gathering?  If you blog in agreement – then she has no issue with your hidden identity.

But HooBoy!  You dare to blog against her?  And you are a bunch of cowardly liars!  And…How dare you?

(pssst….Sarah…that vote against Ross was almost a week ago!  Let it go and move on…I think there are many current issues that need all this energy you are expending taking pot shots at the blogging community!  Back to work! Remember, you work for all those people you are attacking…even the heathens!)